Sven gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find Lena naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he asks. “I’m having a heart attack!” cries Lena He rushes … Continue reading
Sven and Lena sleep in separate twin beds. One night Sven asks Lena to come over to his bed to fool around. As Lena gets up to walk over to his bed, she trips over the carpet and falls flat … Continue reading
Sven and Lars have been managers at an IT-company going on twenty-five years. One day, as they are enjoying an after-work drink at the next door bar, Lars says, “You know, Sven, last night the wife and I made it … Continue reading
Lena thinks that Sven is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Sven! How are ya?” Lena is puzzled and asks … Continue reading
Lena buys a parrot to keep her company during the day. The clerk warns that the parrot was donated by a brothel, where he may have picked up some colorful language. Lena doesn’t mind and brings the parrot home. When … Continue reading
Lena and 2 girlfriends talk about their husband’s performance as lovers. Gunnila says, “You know husband is a marriage counselor, so he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love.” Pia says, ” And my husband is a … Continue reading
Gloria, The Spanish maid asked Lena for a pay increase. Lena was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: “Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?” Gloria: “Well, Señora, there are tree … Continue reading
Lena, that’s married to Sven and her two girlfriends: Pia that is single and Maja who is engaged was talking about men and sex life. They decide to find out how best to seduce a man. That night, they take … Continue reading
While Sven traveled extensively in Italy through his job, he began a love affair with an Italian woman. During one of their secret meetings, she revealed that she was pregnant. In order not to ruin his reputation or sabotage the … Continue reading
Lena wakes up early one morning and discovers that Sven is not laying in his beside her. She suspects that he has already gone up to surprise her, as they celebrate 30-year anniversary today. She is waiting, Sven doesn’t come – so Lena put on her dressing gown and goes down in the kitchen. In the dark sits Sven at the table with a cup of coffee and stares blankly ahead.
– But hey, you’ve been sitting here all night? Lena asks and sits down next to him.
– Do you remember when we met? says Sven without looking at her.
– Hihi, yes, I knew you would remember …
– How can I forget? he sighs and stares still empty in front of him. Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?
– Mmm … Lena sighs and thinking back on old memories, when she was only 16 years old and Sven was twenty-first.
– Remember how he dragged me into the garage and hold the torch to my head and shouted:
“Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 30 years!”
– Hihi, yes …
– Mm … I had been a free man today …
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Sorry, for that Sven and Lena, has been around for a while – but on request … here is another scene from their marriage. After 20 years of marriage, Sven looked at his wife, Lena and thought back on their … Continue reading
Lena came up behind Sven, her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Britta’ written on it,” … Continue reading
Sven and Lena are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, Lena behind the wheel. Sven suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for twenty five years, but I want a divorce.” Lena says … Continue reading
Sven was talking to his buddy, Lars, “I don’t know what to get Lena for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” Lars said, “I have an idea. Why … Continue reading
Lena calls the police to report her husband, Sven, is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. … Continue reading