Sven gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find Lena naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” he asks.
“I’m having a heart attack!” cries Lena
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his four-year-old grand child comes up and says, “Grandpa! Uncle Lars hiding in your closet, and he’s got no clothes on!”
He slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past the screaming Lena. He rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is Lars, totally naked, cowering on the floor.
“You bastard,” says the Sven. “Lena, is having a heart attack, and you’re running around with no clothes on scaring the grand kids!”
“If you cheated ACCIDENTALLY, I will leave on PURPOSE. “
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