scene from a marriage ….. sven & lena, part 33

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Sven gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find Lena naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

“What’s up?” he asks.

“I’m having a heart attack!” cries Lena

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his four-year-old grand child comes up and says, “Grandpa! Uncle Lars hiding in your closet, and he’s got no clothes on!”

He slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past the screaming Lena. He rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is Lars, totally naked, cowering on the floor.

“You bastard,” says the Sven. “Lena, is having a heart attack, and you’re running around with no clothes on scaring the grand kids!”

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29 thoughts on “scene from a marriage ….. sven & lena, part 33

  1. This gave me a good laugh Viveka thank you… and here’s one for you… hope it gives you a laugh…
    True story reported by an English guy who was stopped and asked to give a breathalyser test.

    The English guy lives near Le Bugue in the Dordogne and at the time he was stopped he was as pis*ed as a fart…
    The gendarme signals to him to wind down the window then asks him if he has been drinking, and with a slurring speech the English guy replies; ‘Yes, this morning I was at my (hic)..daughter’s wedding, and as I don’t like church much I went to the cafe opposite and had several beers.’
    ‘Then during the wedding banquet I seem to remember downing three great bottles of wine; (hic)… a corbieres, a Minervois and (hic)…a Faugeres.’
    ‘Then to finish off during the celebrations…. and (hic) during the evening …me and my mate downed two bottles of Johnny Walker’s black label.’
    Getting impatient the gendarme warns him; ‘Do you understand I’m a policeman and have stopped you for an alcohol test’?
    The Englishman with a grin on his face replies; ‘Do you understand that I’m English, like my car, and that my wife is sitting in the other seat, at the steering wheel?’

    • Yes, Lena was a bit naught too. I like poor old Sven too, but he has been naught so many times … so it was pay back time from Lena. ‘smile
      Another morning hug. *smile

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