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scenes from a marriage – gustaf & anna, part 11

Posted on October 14, 2016 by viveka

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Gustaf and Anna are having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. Gustaf man leans forward and says softly to Anna, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth … Continue reading →

Posted in funny, Gustaf & Anna, the elderly couple, Man vs Woman, Uncategorized Tagged jokes

men are like computers

Posted on September 6, 2015 by viveka

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10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, un/useful information Tagged computers, jokes, relationship

the perfect man

Posted on September 4, 2015 by viveka

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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Ryan” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Ryan Jay Robinson. He’s a guy who did everything … Continue reading →

Posted in funny, Man vs Woman Tagged jokes, marriage

scene from a marriage – sven & lena, part 34

Posted on January 18, 2015 by viveka

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With a very seductive voice the Lena asked her Sven, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said Sven. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, middle age couple, Sven & Lena Tagged humor, jokes

scenes from a marriage in heaven …. gustaf and anna, part 10

Posted on November 3, 2014 by viveka

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Anna, who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It’s so beautiful. Did I really make it to heaven?” To which … Continue reading →

Posted in funny, Gustaf & Anna, the elderly couple, Man vs Woman, one for the day, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes

man vs woman – meaning of words

Posted on July 12, 2014 by viveka

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So it time again for another dose of Pastor Mark Gungor. Enjoy! “People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude.” John C. Maxwell Featured image provided by and thanks to; realmagick.com

Posted in Man vs Woman, un/useful information Tagged humor, Mark Gunger, relationship, youtube

off side in the shoe shop

Posted on June 26, 2014 by viveka

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You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have…. The female shopper in front of you … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes, sport

woman vs men – wires vs boxes

Posted on June 15, 2014 by viveka

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This Mark Gunger has got it ….. RIGHT!!!! When Mark Gungor conducted his first marriage seminar, he did so for one reason—because somebody had to do it, and no one else was reaching the couples in his area. The enthusiastic … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, one for the day, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes, Mark Gunger, youtube

scene from a marriage; gustaf & anna, part 9

Posted on May 14, 2014 by viveka

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Gustaf and Anna decided to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. Gustaf went to the front desk to check them in while Anna stayed with the car. As he was leaving the lobby, a young … Continue reading →

Posted in Gustaf & Anna, the elderly couple, Man vs Woman, pleasure, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes

guys, you don’t have it easy ….

Posted on May 6, 2014 by viveka

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If you work too hard, there is never any time for us. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum. If we has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, one for the day, pleasure, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes

we can never be too careful

Posted on April 6, 2014 by viveka

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H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes

why are men happier … than???!!!!

Posted on March 12, 2014 by viveka

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Men are just happier people, and here’s why… Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman Tagged humor, jokes

scenes from the garden of eden … adam & eve, part 5

Posted on January 14, 2014 by viveka

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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that … Continue reading →

Posted in Adam & Eve, from the beginning, Man vs Woman, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes

scenes from a marriage …. gustaf and anna, part 8

Posted on January 5, 2014 by viveka

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After several weeks of feeling lousy and in pain, Gustaf decided that he should finally see a doctor. He asked his wife, Anna, to join him. So after waiting for an hour, they entered the room of the specialist recommended … Continue reading →

Posted in Gustaf & Anna, the elderly couple, Man vs Woman, un/useful information, Uncategorized Tagged humor, jokes

who is to blame ???

Posted on December 15, 2013 by viveka

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There was once a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met and because their relationship was perfect they married. The wedding was perfect and their lives as a married couple were also perfect. One Christmas when it snowed much … Continue reading →

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