Lena thinks that Sven is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Sven! How are ya?” Lena is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh no,” says Sven “He’s on my bowling team.”
They sit and a waitress asks Sven if he’d like his usual. Lena is becoming uncomfortable and says, “You must come here a lot for that woman to know what you drink.”
“No, honey, she’s in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.”
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. “Hi, Sven,” she says, “Want your usual lap dance?”
Lena is now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Sven follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Lena starts screaming at him.
The cabbie turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real doozy this time, Sven!”
“When in doubt, a lap dance is a good thing.”
from movie – Crash (2008)