snow “joke” from down-under

8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 – My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman’s …

scenes from a marriage – gustaf & anna, part 11

Gustaf and Anna are having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. Gustaf man leans forward and says softly to Anna, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth …

men are like computers

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a …

the perfect man

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Ryan” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Ryan Jay Robinson. He’s a guy who did everything …

scene from a marriage – sven & lena, part 34

With a very seductive voice the Lena asked her Sven, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said Sven. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached …

“give me a ballpark figure”

This prank was all over UK and Ireland about 7 years ago – the little Irish girl Becky – she was then only 8 years old when she “worked” for the Dublin radio station 98FM …. doing her prank calls. …

scenes from a marriage in heaven …. gustaf and anna, part 10

Anna, who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It’s so beautiful. Did I really make it to heaven?” To which …

14th september, sweden vote for government

Something to keep  in mind!!!! Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The …

off side in the shoe shop

You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have…. The female shopper in front of you …

woman vs men – wires vs boxes

This Mark Gunger has got it ….. RIGHT!!!! When Mark Gungor conducted his first marriage seminar, he did so for one reason—because somebody had to do it, and no one else was reaching the couples in his area. The enthusiastic …

scene from a marriage; gustaf & anna, part 9

Gustaf and Anna decided to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. Gustaf went to the front desk to check them in while Anna stayed with the car. As he was leaving the lobby, a young …

guys, you don’t have it easy ….

If you work too hard, there is never any time for us. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum. If we has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with …

we can never be too careful

H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! …

douze points à la france

Twelve points to France. My blogging sister, Mélanie@Mélanie’s Crossroads posted this video today …. and it’s a long time since I had so much fun – she truly made my evening. This time the French has got it right. To be …

why are men happier … than???!!!!

Men are just happier people, and here’s why… Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The …