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snow “joke” from down-under

Posted on February 28, 2021 by viveka

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8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 – So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 – My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman’s … Continue reading →

Posted in joke Tagged jokes, snowmen, winter

scenes from a marriage – gustaf & anna, part 11

Posted on October 14, 2016 by viveka

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Gustaf and Anna are having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. Gustaf man leans forward and says softly to Anna, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth … Continue reading →

Posted in funny, Gustaf & Anna, the elderly couple, Man vs Woman, Uncategorized Tagged jokes

men are like computers

Posted on September 6, 2015 by viveka

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10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, un/useful information Tagged computers, jokes, relationship

the perfect man

Posted on September 4, 2015 by viveka

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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Ryan” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Ryan Jay Robinson. He’s a guy who did everything … Continue reading →

Posted in funny, Man vs Woman Tagged jokes, marriage

scene from a marriage – sven & lena, part 34

Posted on January 18, 2015 by viveka

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With a very seductive voice the Lena asked her Sven, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said Sven. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, middle age couple, Sven & Lena Tagged humor, jokes

“give me a ballpark figure”

Posted on December 28, 2014 by viveka

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This prank was all over UK and Ireland about 7 years ago – the little Irish girl Becky – she was then only 8 years old when she “worked” for the Dublin radio station 98FM …. doing her prank calls. … Continue reading →

Posted in my everyday, pleasure Tagged jokes, Rep. of Ireland

scenes from a marriage in heaven …. gustaf and anna, part 10

Posted on November 3, 2014 by viveka

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Anna, who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It’s so beautiful. Did I really make it to heaven?” To which … Continue reading →

Posted in funny, Gustaf & Anna, the elderly couple, Man vs Woman, one for the day, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes

14th september, sweden vote for government

Posted on August 27, 2014 by viveka

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Something to keep  in mind!!!! Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The … Continue reading →

Posted in one for the day, Uncategorized Tagged humor, jokes, politics, Sweden

off side in the shoe shop

Posted on June 26, 2014 by viveka

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You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have…. The female shopper in front of you … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes, sport

woman vs men – wires vs boxes

Posted on June 15, 2014 by viveka

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This Mark Gunger has got it ….. RIGHT!!!! When Mark Gungor conducted his first marriage seminar, he did so for one reason—because somebody had to do it, and no one else was reaching the couples in his area. The enthusiastic … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, one for the day, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes, Mark Gunger, youtube

scene from a marriage; gustaf & anna, part 9

Posted on May 14, 2014 by viveka

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Gustaf and Anna decided to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. Gustaf went to the front desk to check them in while Anna stayed with the car. As he was leaving the lobby, a young … Continue reading →

Posted in Gustaf & Anna, the elderly couple, Man vs Woman, pleasure, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes

guys, you don’t have it easy ….

Posted on May 6, 2014 by viveka

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If you work too hard, there is never any time for us. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum. If we has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, one for the day, pleasure, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes

we can never be too careful

Posted on April 6, 2014 by viveka

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H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, un/useful information Tagged humor, jokes

douze points à la france

Posted on March 17, 2014 by viveka

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Twelve points to France. My blogging sister, Mélanie@Mélanie’s Crossroads posted this video today …. and it’s a long time since I had so much fun – she truly made my evening. This time the French has got it right. To be … Continue reading →

Posted in one for the day, pleasure, un/useful information Tagged France, humor, jokes, youtube

why are men happier … than???!!!!

Posted on March 12, 2014 by viveka

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Men are just happier people, and here’s why… Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman Tagged humor, jokes

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