Gustaf and Anna are having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. Gustaf man leans forward and says softly to Anna, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth … Continue reading
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a … Continue reading
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Ryan” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Ryan Jay Robinson. He’s a guy who did everything … Continue reading
With a very seductive voice the Lena asked her Sven, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said Sven. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached … Continue reading
This prank was all over UK and Ireland about 7 years ago – the little Irish girl Becky – she was then only 8 years old when she “worked” for the Dublin radio station 98FM …. doing her prank calls. … Continue reading
Anna, who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It’s so beautiful. Did I really make it to heaven?” To which … Continue reading
Something to keep in mind!!!! Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The … Continue reading
You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have…. The female shopper in front of you … Continue reading
This Mark Gunger has got it ….. RIGHT!!!! When Mark Gungor conducted his first marriage seminar, he did so for one reason—because somebody had to do it, and no one else was reaching the couples in his area. The enthusiastic … Continue reading
Gustaf and Anna decided to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. Gustaf went to the front desk to check them in while Anna stayed with the car. As he was leaving the lobby, a young … Continue reading
If you work too hard, there is never any time for us. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum. If we has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with … Continue reading
H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! … Continue reading
Twelve points to France. My blogging sister, Mélanie@Mélanie’s Crossroads posted this video today …. and it’s a long time since I had so much fun – she truly made my evening. This time the French has got it right. To be … Continue reading
Men are just happier people, and here’s why… Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. Car Mechanics tell you the truth. The … Continue reading
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that … Continue reading
