While Sven traveled extensively in Italy through his job, he began a love affair with an Italian woman. During one of their secret meetings, she revealed that she was pregnant. In order not to ruin his reputation or sabotage the marriage, he gave her a large sum of money and asked her to have the baby in Italy. He also promised to contribute monthly maintenance until the child turned 18.
They stood at the airport and said goodbye, then the woman said:
– How do I contact you when the baby is born?
– Send a postcard and write spaghetti, so I’ll make sure to arrange an account for you in Italy.
After nine months Sven was met by Lena when he came after work.
– Honey, you’ve received a strange postcard …
– I see you, I will deal with.
Sven read the card, be pure white in the face and headlong fall to the floor.
The card read: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs and one without!
Photos provided by and thanks to annegeddes.com & zazzle.com.au
myguiltypleasures 
I would have fallen to the floor too with those words. That was so funny. The first smile of my day came as a gift from no other than you. thank you my dearest friend
Terry, thanks … I think it’s a great joke – glad that a smile reached you – maybe you will get a great evening.
so far so good. I am staying in as we are having frigid temperatures. single digits. I would have to be a polar bear to go out without a reason. lol
Terry, it is so cold ???? You better take the long Johns on ..*smile and be careful when you drive.
What a lovely share … gave me a good laugh and at the same time…. eish… maybe not so good to sleep with an Italian….
I wouldn’t know … never slept with an Italian … but it can create problems .. I can see. *smile – cute story really.
Loved that – serve the cheating swine right!
… at least he didn’t run away from the responsibility .. and the Italian lady she knew what she was getting into. *laughing
What a recipe for disaster 😉
Ha ha ha! He asked for that didn’t he? 😀
I feel a bit sorry for poor Sven – at least he didn’t run away from the responsibly *smile .
I like the joke but I love the photo.
.. good enough for me. You mean the Anne Geddes photo with the babies. She are the master of baby photos.
Yes, it’s gorgeous.
Look at my feature photo on my blog .. you will love that too.
Sven seems to have a lot of “hard luck”…;-)
Yes, … but he are asking for it *smile
LOL so clever!
Yes, it really …. is.