guys, you don’t have it easy ….

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If you work too hard, there is never any time for us.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If we has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of us, it’s favoritism.
If we gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice we looks, it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

If you cry, you’re a wimp.
If you don’t, you’re insensitive.

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If you make a decision without consulting us, you’re a control freak.
If we makes a decision without consulting us, we’re liberated women.

If you ask us to do something we doesn’t enjoy, that’s manipulation.
If we asks you, it’s a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re self-centered.
If you don’t, you’re a slob.

If you buy us flowers, you’re after something.
If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.

If we have headache, we’re tired.
If you have a headache, you don’t love us anymore.

But we, girls, LOVE simple things …. like you, MEN!

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14 thoughts on “guys, you don’t have it easy ….

  1. This is just too good!! I’ve not been communicating much – yard work, travel, “stuff” keeping me away from computer. I hope you are still feeling good. Take care,
    Mary at Counterpoint

    • Thanks, Mary … I’m doing okay. Pills still works.
      Great to have you back *smile
      I can image that the garden takes up much time just now.
      Always so nice when you visit. *smile

  2. A wonderful laugh in the middle of a day! Want to share with friends when I get the chance – hmm, I wonder whether that should include the male of the species: blank looks of misunderstanding methinks 🙂 !

    • Eha, glad you liked it .. because I think it so great!!! Had it for awhile as draft. I’m not the author, to find on many places online. So I don’t know should have the credit for this.
      Go ahead and pass it one. I’m sure the male spice can handle this one. *smile

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