If you work too hard, there is never any time for us.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If we has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of us, it’s favoritism.
If we gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice we looks, it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.
If you cry, you’re a wimp.
If you don’t, you’re insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting us, you’re a control freak.
If we makes a decision without consulting us, we’re liberated women.
If you ask us to do something we doesn’t enjoy, that’s manipulation.
If we asks you, it’s a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re self-centered.
If you don’t, you’re a slob.
If you buy us flowers, you’re after something.
If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.
If we have headache, we’re tired.
If you have a headache, you don’t love us anymore.
But we, girls, LOVE simple things …. like you, MEN!