why are men happier … than???!!!!

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Men are just happier people, and here’s why…
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.CompetitionWrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
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Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

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29 thoughts on “why are men happier … than???!!!!

    • *smiling … I don’t think you’re dumber than us girls – but I think you all have been spoiled by your moms, not in a bad way. Manly “wet dreams” I know very little about … *smile – maybe something to look into *smile I totally agree menorrhea … but that’s what makes the circle of life working.

      • That’s make sense since i was the only man of the top five in my class then i and my father is the only person in the family who didn’t graduated summa cum laude fro the college while my mother and both of my sisters did, lol
        About the menorrrhea, i think that’s why you girls sometimes as sweet as sugar candy and can be such a pain in the ass in the next day…..

  1. This is so much fun [and much of this is true!] that I’ll just have to repost to friends when I get around to it 😀 !! Just one question . . . why with all those positives are they the ones who feel ‘down’ so much more often that women and are so much more lost after a divorce or on becoming widowers?

    • Eha, I think it has do with their upbringing – that mom has spoiled them .. and that they need to be taken care of all the time. Men hate to be alone – after a divorce most of us women love our freedom and enjoy it – but men finding a new relationship very quickly. So I blame mom.

      • Uhuh! Methinks I agree! Especially about the freedom bit !!! And feel a little bit sorry . . . do love ’em in spite of happenings . . . 🙂 !

  2. Haha as much as this is true, I would never want to swap and become a guy – I love being a girl too much 😀
    After all guys can never feel pretty 😛

    Choc Chip Uru

    • Neither would I … love being a woman with all the cons. *smile
      Uru, love …. after all guys can never feel pretty.
      Have a lovely weekend, Uru.

    • Carol, I know nothing about … about him, born 1977 from Richmond – have some awards in his back pockets, so he no spring chicken when it’s about music. Now you made me look for more too.
      Really nice tune. Have a pleasant weekend.

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