After several weeks of feeling lousy and in pain, Gustaf decided that he should finally see a doctor. He asked his wife, Anna, to join him. So after waiting for an hour, they entered the room of the specialist recommended by their friends.
The doctor examined Gustaf for more than a half hour, took blood test, x-rays and poked and prodded every available spot on his body.
After waiting an hour, the doctor asked Anna to come in to his office to speak privately.
“What Is It??” Anna asked
“Well, there is good news and bad news”, said the doctor. “Your husband has a very rare disease, that if he gets very stressed is most likely to become fatal.”
“Well, Whats the good news??” asked Anna.
“Practice has shown that if you, as his wife, make sure that his life is stress free, he can go on living a very healthy, normal life. What this means on a practical level is that you have to pamper him and do what he wants. If he gets upset, agree with him. Cook him his favorite foods regularly. Don’t argue with him, even when you know you are right. Let him always think he is right and always be respectful of him. Be available regularly in the romantic department and fulfill all his wishes.”
Stunned, Anna leaves and heads to the reception room, where Gustaf was impatiently waiting.
“So….” Gustaf asked, “What did the doctor tell you?? ”
“You’re gonna die!”
“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
Isaac Asimov
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Ha ha ha, die he will!
Bebs, I think so too! *laughing
lol!!! XD I love your surprise posts like these 😉
Andy, they happens at times … had it as a draft for a while.One of my favorites.
Thank you Viveka for putting a little smile on my face this evening! All the best in 2014 🙂
Thank you, Danny …. my pleasure! Nice to have you visiting. Only the Best for 2014.
Oh Viveka ~ the very best for the New Year: may it bring what you need and want!! And clicking onto your post I have to admit I did not expect this New Year laugh either 🙂 !
Thank you so much for the lovely comment … I’m glad that my post both could suprise and give a smile. Welcome back,Eha.
I love this post… LMAO…
Rob, one of my favorites. Like Anna’s attitude. *smile
He never had a chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
NO, but I think he have asked the doctor to say those things. *smile
Ha! Those conniving men! 🙂
I know, Colleen … but what would we do without them ????
I don’t want to contemplate that. 😉
I wonder what he paid the doctor and – how on earth he thought his wife would have said yes to this …or he simply is suicidal…
I thought the same …. *laughing – but he got what he deserved. *laughing in that case.
I told my husband…at least he was laughing so I guess…
That is a good sign *laughing
😉
Poor Gustaf
Soooooooo funny!
Visst är det … *skrattar