don’t we just love the differences????!!!

differences  - inkontheside com

• When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.
• A man is a person who will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman, however, will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn’t want.
• Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are.
• Women have a number of faults. Men have only two – everything they say and everything they do.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

differences  - cartoonous com
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
• Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.
• It’s not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer women who can pretend to be foolish whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.
• Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man’s last romance.
• Men marry because they are tired; women marry because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

differences  - matome.naver jp
• A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her; a man will always cherish the memory of the woman who he didn’t.
• There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.
• Any married man should forget his mistakes – it’s no use two people remembering the same thing.
• Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
• Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.
• A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

differences  -yume vn

• To be happy with a man, a woman must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, a man must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
• Only two things are necessary for a man to do to keep his wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
• Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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41 thoughts on “don’t we just love the differences????!!!

  1. Oh, Vivi! I love it, but it’s SO naughty (and true 🙂 ) Glad that you could sit long enough to put this together and make us smile.

    Did you see the news about Anita Mac, the blogger, who killed herself for love (or lack of) this last week? So tragic! Everything reminds me of it- I’m sorry.

    • Jo, this is a draft that I had sitting for months *smile – I’m afraid that new posts are out of the question for the moment.
      No, that was news to me about Anita Mac, how tragic – especially for a reason like the lack of love.
      I had a girlfriend many many years ago the killed herself over a broken heart, but I think there was more to it.
      I think that there is always somebody out there that loves us – if not we have to be very lonely and loneliness is often a reason for suicide. Anyhow it’s so tragic that somebody has to feel so lonely that death is only the only way out.

      • I should have known you’d be an organised girl! Thought it was too good to be true 🙂 Take care then m’dear. Hoping for better news soon.

        Thanks to Kathryn for the comment. I saw the news on Marianne (East of Malaga)’s blog last night. A girl with so much going for her. But not in her heart. Truly sad.

      • I’m sure they will find out what is causing the problem .. only what year it will happen *laughing.
        Not at all organised, only that I did loads of post with jokes while I was alone in mom’s flat .. so I have some posts to keep me alive here. Only miss the visiting of my friends worlds.

      • Jo, just visit you last post … what a delightful post – and those photos … extra ordinary. *smile
        My evening became very nice …

    • Hi Jo and Viveka, Great post that did make me chuckle which we all need especially now. I’ve chatted with Anita over our blogs (mainly my personal blog) for quite a while now and the news was such a shock. I think it will be on all our minds for some time.

      • Kathryn, it’s so tragic and I’m shocked too … never been visiting her blog – to be feeling so lonely like she did – how terrible. I read her last post … broken heart, so hard grip that a young woman will finish her life, maybe her travelling was a way to escape the world she felt so trapped in.

  2. Ohh, you have made me laugh so much! Such a smart post for smart men and women! And the music fits so perfectly. Well, all music you share in your posts are fantastic, thanks for transporting us to the best musical dimension!

    • Wow, thank you so much for this comment …. you truly made my day with it – music is such important ingredients in my every day and I have always forced my surrounding to listen to it *smile – thanks again for the visit and for your wonderful comment.
      Welcome back.

    • Yes, got some pain today … but my head is a bit soggy and that helps.
      You know me, Colleen – I never stay under the ice very long, but this post has been a draft for a couple of months. Nothing new under the sun yet. *smile

    • Terry, today I’m much better … like night and day – and I have been on my feet most of the day .. so not so much sitting down. And that makes a huge difference – and my mental status is nearly on top mark today .. still a bit upset about yesterday.
      Thanks for asking. Terry.

    • Yes, my ass behaving .. okay at times, but not long enough. But it’s what it’s. Hopefully they will find out and I can get help. I’m afraid that I damaged a nerve … maybe. Not fun .. have enough problems that I have to live with. *smile

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