Bertil is in love with three women at once, and do not know which of them he wants to marry. He decides to put them to the test. He gives each of them US$2500 to see what they choose to do with money. There is a lot of money, but it’s an important decision he will take. The first uses the money to “get my own”, she uses everything on clothes and beauty salons. She comes back and says:
– I used the money that I will be as attractive to you as possible. It’s because I love you so much.
The other buy new golf clubs, a new DVD player and things to man. She says:
– I bought these gifts to you because I love you so much.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She doubles her investment, give the man back his 2500 and reinvests the rest. She says:
– I invest the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.
Bertil then think long and hard on which one of them has used the money the best …. and he thinks … and think … and think … and think … and think … and so he decides to marry her with the biggest breasts!
“I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.”
Dolly Parton
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LOL!!
Thanks, for visiting and the comment. Male thinking on highest level *smile
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*smile back …
Ha ha, very believable! But did Dolly Parton really say that??? 😆
Yes, that is what they claims … she has a fantastic humor … so I wouldn’t doubt that she could have said something like that.
😆 I have always wished I had small feet, but then I just might overbalance.
*laughing …. I have big everything … not in Dolly size .. but big feet, big heart … big soul .. and boobs. Big mouth at times too. *laughing – nearly forgotten my big booty.
There’s a lot of you to love. 😀
Ad, thank you so much .. for this beautiful compliment – as I said to Jo, it landed straight away in my softwared. Yes, there is more than two handsful *smile
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you always have the best jokes. they are so funny and fun to read!
Thanks, Terry …. I like them myself too – if I only could remember them all *smile
You gave me a real chuckle. 🙂
Good, glad you liked it.
Thanks for my morning chuckle. 🙂
My pleasure, Maralee!
I love Ad’s comment- “there’s a lot of you to love”. She got that right 🙂
A hearty thank you to you too … what a lovely compliment. It landed straight in my software.
Ha! I don’t think he was thinking at all! 😉
I think he thought too much and they all done so well with his money – so he had to look for something else in them. Boobs is a thing for most men.
Well it seems so! 🙂
What fun !! 😀
Thanks, Ralph!
I am enjoying the comments between you ladies. I’ve just made a coffee and settled down to eavesdrop. That’s what’s fun 😉
Thanks, you’re so right … brilliant comments .. from the ladies on this one.
Yes. So true 😀
What else can you do, I think they all used his money well.
I think that was the problem … they all done so well .. so he had to got for something else. *smile … you know men and boobs. *smile
He he he it was so funny… you are amazing lady, Thank you dear Viveka, love and hugs, nia
Thanks, Nia.
LOL … but you give us so little credit.
You know how it’s, Frank … if we didn’t have you men to joke about … life would be very dull. *smile
LOL! Love this!