new store has opened

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A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When my single girlfriend Karin was visit NYC last time, a couple a weeks ago – she decide go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!”

So, Karin went into the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thought, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and The sign reads: Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaimed, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor.

The sign reads: Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

She was so tempted to stay, but she went to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

What I understand has now the store’s owner open New Wife’s store – to avoid gender bias charges, across the street.

The 1st floor has wives who love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

“To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.”
Simone de Beauvoir

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43 thoughts on “new store has opened

  1. Viveka = this is hilarious (especially the wife store). This is just great!! Thank you 🙂

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