A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When my single girlfriend Karin was visit NYC last time, a couple a weeks ago – she decide go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!”
So, Karin went into the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thought, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and The sign reads: Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaimed, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor.
The sign reads: Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She was so tempted to stay, but she went to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
What I understand has now the store’s owner open New Wife’s store – to avoid gender bias charges, across the street.
The 1st floor has wives who love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
“To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.”
Simone de Beauvoir
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I wished to visit… 🙂
Yes, me too … but do you really think we would find something that suits us. ????
he he he…. 🙂
Ha ha ha, so true! I guess women are harder to please than the men.
Yes, I think is funny … and we can do with a smile every day really.
Yes, I think we truly are hard to please.
Ha ha ha ….. just step on we males.
… I think this was more a step on us women *laughing … and anyhow you have your own store across the street.
ha ha…now that was funny!
Thanks, I think it’s funny too.
It is nice to say that I don’t have to visit the store…I have the perfect husband. 🙂
Karen, I believe you …. all the good ones are taken!!!! *smile
Hilarious…and true! lol
Thank you very much … and thanks for reblog! Be aware of that my music cloud will interfere with you blog.
Thanks! No prob! Anyone can turn off the sound if they wish to… but what a hilarious story!
Reblogged this on Masako and Spam Musubi and commented:
This is just too hilarious…and true! LOL Great way to smile…
Thank you! I think so too.
So glad there is no reason for me to go there! 😉
No .. you’re one of the luck! Hold on to him! *smile
🙂 He will be flattered. 🙂
He are worth it *smile
he he he, do you think I should check it out just in case? Nah…..just kidding 😀
No, stay away from that store … you’re already sitting good. *smile
Viveka = this is hilarious (especially the wife store). This is just great!! Thank you 🙂
Thank you, Noeleen – I think that is the best bit too. *smile
😀 love this! 😀 xo
So funny, Viveka! Thanks for sharing.
You’re so welcome, Cindy
Reblogged this on lovelyseasonscomeandgo and commented:
OMG! I haven’t laughed this hard in ages while reading this. GOOD POST HERE!!! LOL!!!!!
Thank you so much for reblog, made my day …. only want to inform you that my music cloud will now hang over you site.
it’s a beautiful song, it’s ok, your blog is so amazing!
Thank you so much *smile … Welcome back anytime!
I’ve heard the first but not the second – too funny!
I like the last bit best .. *smile
very funny dear and a good concept too
Great concept …. I would love to get the address for it. *smile
O great dear good idea too