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RECORDING: You have reached the offices of Meaning of Life Industries. This phone call may be recorded for quality assurance. Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. So that we may direct you to the proper department, please select from the following prompts.
Dial 1 if you have questions about religious conceptions of existence, social ties, consciousness and happiness.
Dial 2 if you have questions about the pursuit of well-being and the related conception of morality.
Dial 3 if you have questions pertaining to the purpose of life and how it may coincide with the achievement of ultimate reality, or a feeling of oneness, or a feeling of sacredness.
Dial 4 if you have questions arising out of the fundamental disharmony between the individual’s search for meaning and the apparent meaninglessness of the universe.
Dial 5 if you have questions about the premise that the happiness…
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