… say that you don’t understand us, women
Guys, here come a translation guide to make a bit more easy for you.
We say: You want
It means: You want
We say: We need
It means: I want
We say: It’s your decision
It means: The correct decision should be obvious
We say: What do you want
It means: You’ll pay for this later
We say: We need to talk
It means: I’m not pleased
We say: Sure… go ahead
It means: You don’t dare
We say: I’m not upset
It means: Of course I’m upset you moron
We say: You’re … so manly
It means: You need a shave and you sweat a lot
We say: Be romantic, turn out the lights
It means: I have flabby thighs.
We say: This kitchen is so inconvenient
It means: I want a new house.
We say: I want new curtains.
It means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
We say: Hang the picture there
It means: No, I mean hang it there!
We say: I heard a noise
It means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
We say: Do you love me?
It means: I’m going to ask for something expensive.
We say: How much do you love me?
It means: I did something today you’re not going to like.
We say: I’ll be ready in a minute.
It means: Take a nap.
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