One evening when Sven came home from work he found his wife, Lena – standing naked from the waist up in front of the mirror in the hallway admiring her breast .
– Honey, what our you doing ???
– Oh, I was to my gynaecologist today and he said I have breast like a 20 year old.
– Wonderful, but what did he say about your 45 year old ass.
– Darling, we didn’t talk about you at all.
Sven – the lawyer, Lars – the doctor and Göran – the manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
Sven says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.”
Lars says: “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.”
Göran says: “You’re both wrong. It’s best to have both so that when the wife thinks you’re with the mistress and the mistress thinks you’re with your wife – so you can go to the office and get some work done.
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