Sven and his wife Lena are having dinner at an upmarket restaurant in Stockholm, when an attractive young redhead walks by, smiles at Sven and says, “Hello Sven.”
Lena immediately asks, “And who was that girl who just spoke to you?”
Sven replies, “Oh her, that’s my mistress.”
“You have a mistress? I don’t believe you. How long has this been going on?” says Lena
“About ten years, on and off.” answers Sven.
“Ten years?”, says Lena . “You swine! I’ll see a solicitor tomorrow and start divorce proceedings. I’ll ruin you, you wait and see.”
“Now hold on Lena,” responds Sven, “just think about it for a minute. If we get a divorce, you will only get only half of what we have together now. You won’t have our big house in Saltsjöbaden, you’ll no longer get a new Lexus as your birthday present from me each year, you won’t be able to play golf all day with your friends, you won’t …”
But before Sven can continue, a blonde walks past and says to him, “Hello, nice to see you again.”
Lena asks, “And who was that, another of your ‘girls’?”
Sven replies, “No, that’s Johan’s mistress.”
“You mean that Johan also has a mistress?” says Lena surprised.
Sven answers, “Of course, she’s been with him for nearly twelve years.”
Lena then says, proudly, “I like ours a lot better
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