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how said that

Posted on May 8, 2013 by viveka

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swedes - someecards com

we, Swedes are boring???!!! Featured image provided by and thanks to: someecards.com

Posted in pleasure, un/useful information Tagged Air Force, jokes, police, Sweden

new store has opened

Posted on May 8, 2013 by viveka

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husband_for_sale_sodahead com

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When my single girlfriend Karin was visit NYC last time, a couple a weeks ago – she decide go to choose a husband, they have to … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman Tagged jokes

a lifestyle reminder

Posted on April 24, 2013 by viveka

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lifestyle vk com

Got this sent to me today by email from a good friend of me in Scotland, Rob … just have post it here. Thanks, Rob! This is Gillian McKeith. She is 54 years old.  She is a TV health guru … Continue reading →

Posted in un/useful information, Uncategorized Tagged Beauty, jokes, our health

“give me a ballpark figure”

Posted on March 15, 2013 by viveka

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hate school - google com

This prank was all over UK and Ireland about 5 years ago – the little Irish girl Becky – she was only 8 years old when she worked for the Dublin radio station 98FM …. doing her prank calls. Her … Continue reading →

Posted in my everyday, pleasure Tagged jokes, Rep. of Ireland

how to replace mouse ball

Posted on March 8, 2013 by viveka

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mouse ball - bbc.co uk

I don’t know how they wrote this with a straight face, but I think it’s absolutely brilliant. This was a real memo sent out by a computer company (IBM) to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers regarding … Continue reading →

Posted in one for the day, un/useful information Tagged blogging, computers, jokes

there is a dart board in the foyer

Posted on March 7, 2013 by viveka

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dartboard - b-mmusic com

Just love this one – can’t get enough of those guys. Absolutely brilliant. “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.“ Bob Hope Dartboard photo provided by and thanks … Continue reading →

Posted in my everyday, un/useful information Tagged Clarke & Dawe, jokes

rules for better understanding … maybe

Posted on February 12, 2013 by viveka

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funny-love-freeloljokes com

The Rules by which females are governed ….. of course! The FEMALE always makes the rules. The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification…by the FEMALE. No MALE can possibly know all the RULES. If the … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, un/useful information Tagged jokes

a scene from a marriage ….. lena, part 27

Posted on February 8, 2013 by viveka

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maid - zazzle ca

Gloria, The Spanish maid asked Lena for a pay increase. Lena was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: “Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?” Gloria: “Well, Señora, there are tree … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, Sven & Lena, middle age couple Tagged jokes

safer to use the mattress

Posted on February 4, 2013 by viveka

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piggy-bank-broken - santamonicacanyon.losangelesrealestatevoice com

“I have always been afraid of banks.”  Andrew Jackson Featured image provided by and thanks to: santamonicacanyon.losangelesrealestatevoice.com

Posted in my everyday, un/useful information Tagged Clarke & Dawe, jokes

a scene from a marriage ….. lena, part 26

Posted on February 4, 2013 by viveka

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funny-sex- someecards com

Lena, that’s married to Sven and her two girlfriends: Pia that is single and Maja who is engaged was talking about men and sex life. They decide to find out how best to seduce a man. That night, they take … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, Sven & Lena, middle age couple Tagged jokes

who owns who and how much????

Posted on January 21, 2013 by viveka

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euros - tech-time net

My dear blogging friend – Frank@A Frank Angle - posted this video on Friday and I just have to share it with you – I have watched 5 times now (I know, I’m a bit simple at times) and it’s so … Continue reading →

Posted in my everyday, pleasure, un/useful information Tagged Clarke & Dawe, jokes

scenes from a marriage ….. sven & lena, part 25

Posted on January 21, 2013 by viveka

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triplets - annegeddes

While Sven traveled extensively in Italy through his job, he began a love affair with an Italian woman. During one of their secret meetings, she revealed that she was pregnant. In order not to ruin his reputation or sabotage the … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, Sven & Lena, middle age couple Tagged jokes

a scene from a marriage ….. sven & lena, part 24

Posted on January 14, 2013 by viveka

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marraige - funny-pictures.feedio net

Lena wakes up early one morning and discovers that Sven is not laying in his beside her. She suspects that he has already gone up to surprise her, as they celebrate 30-year anniversary today. She is waiting, Sven doesn’t come … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, Sven & Lena, middle age couple Tagged jokes

a scene from a bachelor life … bertil, part 5

Posted on January 10, 2013 by viveka

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waiting train  - themeapicture com

Bertil was out travelling by train and he had share sleeping car during a train journey with a beautiful woman. There was a bunk bed in the wagon and the woman slept on the upper part and the Bertil on … Continue reading →

Posted in Bertil - the single guy, Man vs Woman Tagged jokes

a scene from a marriage …. Sven & Lena, part 23

Posted on November 22, 2012 by viveka

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game over - mtaram com

Sorry, for that Sven and Lena, has been around for a while – but on request … here is another scene from their marriage. After 20 years of marriage, Sven looked at his wife, Lena and thought back on their … Continue reading →

Posted in Man vs Woman, Sven & Lena, middle age couple Tagged jokes

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