Gloria, The Spanish maid asked Lena for a pay increase. Lena was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: “Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?” Gloria: “Well, Señora, there are tree … Continue reading
Lena, that’s married to Sven and her two girlfriends: Pia that is single and Maja who is engaged was talking about men and sex life. They decide to find out how best to seduce a man. That night, they take … Continue reading
While Sven traveled extensively in Italy through his job, he began a love affair with an Italian woman. During one of their secret meetings, she revealed that she was pregnant. In order not to ruin his reputation or sabotage the … Continue reading
Lena wakes up early one morning and discovers that Sven is not laying in his beside her. She suspects that he has already gone up to surprise her, as they celebrate 30-year anniversary today. She is waiting, Sven doesn’t come … Continue reading
Sorry, for that Sven and Lena, has been around for a while – but on request … here is another scene from their marriage. After 20 years of marriage, Sven looked at his wife, Lena and thought back on their … Continue reading
Lena came up behind Sven, her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Britta’ written on it,” … Continue reading
Sven and Lena are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, Lena behind the wheel. Sven suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for twenty five years, but I want a divorce.” Lena says … Continue reading
Sven was talking to his buddy, Lars, “I don’t know what to get Lena for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” Lars said, “I have an idea. Why … Continue reading
Lena calls the police to report her husband, Sven, is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. … Continue reading
Lena is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband Sven, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. “Well, I … Continue reading
Lena went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor.” “Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell.” “My dear,” the doctor said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t … Continue reading
Sven was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself,when Lena sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Sven: “What was that for?” Lena: “What was that … Continue reading
Sven: Honey, when I die, will you marry again? Lena: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude. Sven: Will you let him drive my car? Lena: Well, I think so. Sven: Will you let him … Continue reading
Lena and Sven were having a dinner party for some important guests. Lena was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails for the dinner … Continue reading
After years of marriage, Sven and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena leaned over to Sven and said, “Sven, have you ever been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?” “Not even once!” exclaimed Sven. “Lena, have you ever … Continue reading
