new store has opened

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When my single girlfriend Karin was visit NYC last time, a couple a weeks ago – she decide go to choose a husband, they have to …

rules for better understanding … maybe

The Rules by which females are governed ….. of course! The FEMALE always makes the rules. The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification…by the FEMALE. No MALE can possibly know all the RULES. If the …

a scene from a marriage ….. lena, part 27

Gloria, The Spanish maid asked Lena for a pay increase. Lena was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: “Now Gloria, why do you want a pay increase?” Gloria: “Well, Señora, there are tree …

a scene from a marriage ….. lena, part 26

Lena, that’s married to Sven and her two girlfriends: Pia that is single and Maja who is engaged was talking about men and sex life. They decide to find out how best to seduce a man. That night, they take …

scenes from a marriage ….. sven & lena, part 25

While Sven traveled extensively in Italy through his job, he began a love affair with an Italian woman. During one of their secret meetings, she revealed that she was pregnant. In order not to ruin his reputation or sabotage the …

a scene from a marriage ….. sven & lena, part 24

Lena wakes up early one morning and discovers that Sven is not laying in his beside her. She suspects that he has already gone up to surprise her, as they celebrate 30-year anniversary today. She is waiting, Sven doesn’t come …

a scene from a bachelor life … bertil, part 5

Bertil was out travelling by train and he had share sleeping car during a train journey with a beautiful woman. There was a bunk bed in the wagon and the woman slept on the upper part and the Bertil on …

a scene from a marriage …. Sven & Lena, part 23

Sorry, for that Sven and Lena, has been around for a while – but on request … here is another scene from their marriage. After 20 years of marriage, Sven looked at his wife, Lena and thought back on their …

why cannot you love me

The other evening Christer phoned, one of my oldest male friends – he was upset over his wife. On my question – what’s the problem – he gave me this story. So soon the passion starts to heat up, and she …

don’t understand why you, men

…  say that you don’t understand us, women Guys, here come a translation guide to make a bit more easy for you. We say: You want It means: You want We say: We need It means: I want We say: …

i am so glad i am a woman .. because

• I have never met a calorie I haven’t  liked. • I have never something to wear. Question not the huge amounts of clothing in the closet because “Men simply do not understand!” • I will always ask you questions …

we women are like … girls, we can take this!

Last week I presented a list what men are like and in all fairness I have do the same about us girls – and this seen from a man perspective – so we girls has to let this flow.  We’re strong – …

men are like ….. for girls eyes only!

Sorry, guys, if you are here … couldn’t recite to post this. Men are like…..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. Men are like…..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like…..Bike …

a scene from a marriage …. sven & lena, part 22

Lena came up behind Sven, her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Britta’ written on it,” …

what we women wants

What Women Want in a Man Original List: Handsome Charming Financially successful A caring listener Witty In good shape Dresses with style Appreciates finer things Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative, romantic lover What Women Want in a Man, Revised …