we women are like … girls, we can take this!

Last week I presented a list what men are like and in all fairness I have do the same about us girls – and this seen from a man perspective – so we girls has to let this flow.  We’re strong – we can take it. Of course “they” stands for all the wonderful men.

…. beer
They enjoy us,  finish us and grab another one

…the stock market
We’re irrational and can bankrupt them if aren’t careful.

…computers
We take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once they already got one.

… cling film
useful but clingy.

… cars
They want a Ferrari but end up with a Honda

…horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

…parking meters
If  they don’t feed us with enough money they can face serious consequences.

…fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

…political campaign contributors
If  they let us talk about ourselves long enough they wind up in bed with us.

…refrigerators
We’re always cold and never seem to have a beer when they need one.

…blue jeans
We look good for a while but eventually we fade and have to be replaced.

…country western songs
We’re annoying, we all sound alike, but if they really listen to us they’ll get depressed and drink a lot.

… teabags.
They don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!

… a hurricane,
We come in wet and wild, but when we leave, we take their house, car, and all their personal belongings.

… apples on trees
The best ones are on the top of the tree

… cell phones.
We like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and they’ll be disconnected.

… art
That’s why so many men don’t understand us

…artichokes
They have to work very hard to get to our heart

… buses.
There’s none around when they need us then suddenly we all come at once

… ducks
We don’t like mud our butts

… diesel engines.
It may take awhile to get us warmed up.
But once we do, we can run a LONG, LONG time!

… google
We start guessing before they finish the sentence.

… newspapers
We always have the last word

… police
We can have all the evidence in the world
but we still want a confession

… ovens
Because they’ve got to figure the setting, turn a knob, adjust the temperature so it’s not too cold, not too hot, but just right.

“Women are necessary evils”
Proverb

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