Lena calls the police to report her husband, Sven, is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description.
She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.”
The neighbor then goes and asks Lena why she gave the police such a false report. Lena replies, “Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”
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Too funny.
Yes, it really is …
what a clever lady!!! loved it Viveka!
Yes … she is very smart.
How amazing, I’d like one back with washboard abs!
Okay … you better of buying a TV *Laughing.
Funny, and somewhat true…
Yes, I’m sure it’s … at least some days. *smile
LOL
HaHa!!
Glad you liked it.